Can you use bananas as a dildo?

Question by Veruca Salt: Can you use bananas as a dildo?
I’m not planning on doing it, I have a man ;) but my friend was curious about it.

I heard it can kill you because it had something to do with the vagina walls or something. it’s this true?

Best answer:

Answer by Test
Don’t know about a bannana but definitely don’t try doing it with a carrot. They showed it on 1000 ways to die on spike tv.

What do you think? Answer below!

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14 Responses to Can you use bananas as a dildo?

  1. Wendy says:

    That is sick! Bananas should be used for eating.

  2. Stupid Girl says:

    Idk. I wouldnt wanna find out either. Why not just buy a dildo?

  3. LYNN W says:

    It will not kill you. There are some women that use all type of fruit in sex games…however I wouldn’t recommend doing so. It can cause infections, but it isn’t going to kill you.

  4. fantasmababe77 says:

    Yes, you can use a banana as a dildo. They do it in porn movies all the time.

    No, it can’t kill you. The vagina is designed to stretch to accomodate a baby’s head passing through the birth canal, so I don’t think a banana would stretch the vaginal walls that much.

  5. Dodi N says:

    No, Not reallt, No deadly side effects. It just doesnt feel right.

  6. Fisha from Furry says:

    I suppose technically you could BUt I would not suggest it for a couple of reasons.

    Youd have to use it while it was still in its peel and the peel has hard bits on it that would tear the membranes in the vaginal wall. ALSO they use pesticides and nasty chemicals to help them grow and to keep bugs away. YUK! I don’t want to put that in my vagina!

  7. Delicious#1 says:

    I would not do it. Don’t use any fruits or vegetables because you can get infected with some bacteria. Use a dildo, they now that expensive and they are safe, just remember to wash them before and after use.

  8. alejandra says:

    well i was recently watching this mexican sex talk show and the Doctor said it was fine. Just make sure you wash it really good!!!! And pic a nice smooth one,some have rough ends dont use those..

  9. Opinion Machine. says:

    HAhaha no it can’t kill you. You can almost masturbate with anything, but the best thing is probably to get a vibrator/dildo, they are made for that stuff.

  10. trei says:

    tell your friend to save for a real one. a banana is a little desperate. any kind of vegetable is. yeesh. sounds painful.

  11. Bee says:

    It seems dangerous because the pointy part could scratch your insides or even puncture a hole in the interior walls… I’m assuming she’d leave the peel on it.

    If she’s really that desperate, I’ve heard of girls putting a condom on cucumbers…? It’s very important that she put the condom in it so that she won’t develop an infection from the bacteria on the vegetable.

    But really, her best bet is to just buy an actual sex toy. They aren’t all expensive. Depending on what she wants, I’ve seen em as cheap as 10 – 15 bucks. It’ll definitely be an investment she won’t regret. Trust me… Plus, 20 bucks for a sex toy is cheaper than spending money on a new cucumber every week or so.

  12. Blonde Chocolate says:

    put a condom on it,

    or go find an Italian guy. they are the most well hung.

  13. stratacaster says:

    after seeing many poor answers from people who are obviously not medical professionals i decided to post for the sake of your friend. YES this can kill you bananas have semi sharp edges at the end if an edge catches and tears a slight hole in the vaginal wall air could get into the closed circuit circulation of your body and can cause heart failure or stroke leading to death. vaginas are designed for the smooth surface of the male penis, so try that or a real dildo with proper lubricant. if it seems like a bad idea to put it inside you it usually is

  14. Fred Flintstone says:

    Yes, but only in the front door.

    They have a tendency to break off when inserted in the back door.

    Unless you have really abused your back door and are really loose back there.

    But then you probably find yourself pooping in your panties all the time which is a different subject altogether.

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